Ein paar Lebensweisheiten

für diverse Anlässe

Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone

Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate

The other queue always moves faster

Anything you try to fix will take long and costs more than you thought

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening

The light at the end of a tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train

In order to get a loan, you must prove you don’t need it

Murphy´s golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules

Murphy´s law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong