
Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate
The other queue always moves faster
Anything you try to fix will take long and costs more than you thought
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
The light at the end of a tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train
In order to get a loan, you must prove you don’t need it
Murphy´s golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules
Murphy´s law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong